Showing posts with label 666. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 666. Show all posts

Sunday, August 17, 2008

CNN is the Antichrist (Updated)

Via RAW:
'Obama the Antichrist?' CNN actually asks
Just so we're clear: Barack Obama is in fact not the Anti-Christ, sent here to feed on the souls of the innocent, resume Satan's reign over earth and bring about the apocalypse as foretold in Revelation.

Not. The. Anti-Christ.

That such a subject is even speculated about in any but the most backwards, unreconstructed segments of American society -- let alone on a 24-hour cable network -- is a testament (no pun intended) to the depths to which political debate has fallen. But there was the caption on CNN Friday in big bold letters: "OBAMA THE ANTICHRIST?"

OMG. CNN has sunk to a new low. Not even FOX has gone that low. In their defense, CNN was just reporting on how people were interpreting McCain's "The One" advertisements. If McCain weren't preying on peoples religious and apocalyptic insecurity, then CNN wouldn't have had the opportunity to look like idiots.
McCain's campaign of course insists that convincing Evangelicals that Obama was the Anti-Christ was never their intention. CNN notes that regardless of its intent, though, the ad seems to have spurred increased interest in the baseless speculation. At least one entire blog is devoted to the question and a Google search for "Obama Antichrist" returns nearly 1 million results.
Hating Obama because he's black would be wrong, but apparently hating him because he might be the antichrist is okay. Those bigots sure are lucky to have the bible to hide behind.

Ironically, this may actually get the O-man more votes.

If you're not part of the God fearin' "The End is nigh" crowd, you now have one more minor reason to vote for Obama - because it'll piss off people that you suspect are probably crazy. Electing the guy they fear will serve as right and just punishment for those ignorant sheep who fell for this religious manipulation.

And if you do believe Revelations is upon us, then you really have an incredibly strong reason to vote for Obama. The end of the world is part of God's plan. The Antichrist's career would be nipped in the bud if he lost the election. If you vote against the antichrist, you're pissing off God. Don't accept his number, but do vote for him. He needs your support, or the world will never end. If you let that happen, you'll go to hell for defying God.

That, or McCain is using God to trick and manipulate you, and you shouldn't fall for it. Take your pick.

Updates:
  • Snopes.com debunks the Obama Antichrist myth. The bible doesn't describe "The Antichrist". The term only shows up as a meaning anyone who doesn't believe Jesus is the son of God. It's only in a few verses of 1st John and 2nd John, The Antichrist doesn't appear in Revelations at all, and is purely apocryphal. So, even if you take the bible as literal truth of God, it doesn't support any of this The Antichrist nonsense that people are spouting. The Antichrist exists in movies, not the bible. Read more at wikipedia.
  • Since this stupidity has spread across so much of the web, I've taken to logging on to sites that promote it, and pointing out the bigots. It's amazing how many so-called Christians comment that they knew the antichrist "the moment I saw him" or "because of the way he looks". I've taken it upon myself to expose the motives of racial hatemongers who are trying to fool non-racist christians into voting based on fears of a fictional character. (And I don't mean "fictional character" in the derogatory and insulting "God = Imaginary Friend" sense that I'm constantly hearing atheists point out - see the previous bullet point for an explanation of why The Antichrist doesn't exist even if you believe the Bible is 100% accurate.)

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Luck O' the Irish, HAIL ERIS!

Due to the posting here, just hours before now...I'll post something real quick in lieu of working on my paper...

But so Jake can have his rant and eat it too...

My professor and I (as her ever loverly assistant) won the Leslie O. Fulton Grant last night.

Unfortunately, I do not have time to go into the chaotic, gory details of how this came about and the superstitious nature of the days leading up to the awards ceremony last night involving purple diamonds, red ale, yellow moons, etc.

But the end result is a paid trip to Ireland and 3-4 weeks of research and writing at the Tyrone Guthrie Centre.

Oh, and a few nights in Dublin for ethnographic studies involving copious amounts of Guinness.

Rant on about the !@$%^#$%&*s Jake!

Oh and.. we'll be here Saturday night celebrating...


Thursday, March 6, 2008

668, 667, 666, 665, 664...


Now all I gotta do is go find a crappy old post I can delete.






Photo by Kevin. His photoblog has some cool images. Well worth a look.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Jewish Junkies

Hey! Somebody must have deleted a post because I posted post #666 this morning and now it is 665. Now I have to blog about religion and drugs just to get my number back.

I used to joke that religion was started with the phrase, "Oops. Wrong mushroom." I'm still convinced there is quite a bit of truth behind that. Stories like the following don't do anything to dissuade me.
High on Mount Sinai?

The biblical Israelites may have been high on a hallucinogenic plant when Moses brought the Ten Commandments down from Mount Sinai, according to a new study by an Israeli psychology professor.

Writing in the British journal Time and Mind, Benny Shanon of Jerusalem's Hebrew University said two plants in the Sinai desert contain the same psychoactive molecules as those found in plants from which the powerful Amazonian hallucinogenic brew ayahuasca is prepared.
It started in the 1990's when an Israeli drug smuggling ring was uncovered. They were using people dressed as rabbis to smuggle ecstasy throughout Europe. Then there was the discovery that the Arc of the Covenant could very well have been a mobile meth or MDMA lab. Now this story about tripping out in the wilderness.

Maybe my dad was right. Maybe my family is Jewish. That guy at work thinks I am.

Damn it, I'm Jewish! And I want the right to drop X in the wilderness as my people have historically done. (No offense, X)

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Gary made this funny.

And Jake gets post #666! Fuckin' awesome! Cuz that's how I roll.