Showing posts with label people who will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label people who will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

God-Damn Fucking (in)Justices!

EDIT: I suppose I could have been more rational and eloquent about this and simply said: "the McCutcheon v FEC ruling has unfortunate corrupting consequences. It will likely require a Constitutional Ammendment to properly fix our democracy. I am rather upset about this turn of events. But, this is 'Repeated Expletives' so instead I ranted and bitched.

What the hell is going on in the heads of the assholes currently presiding in the Supreme Court? They damn well knew McCutcheon vs FEC wasn't really a First Ammendment case, just a blatant power-grab by the nation's wealthiest. And they went for it anyway, because they just want their share of the dirty money (filtered via third-parties since they themselves don't have election campaigns). It's god-damn Citizen's United all over again. Fuck them and the damn upper-class mafia kickback-scheme that they put in the seats where our government used to be! They don't deserve anyone's respect, the corruption-loving bastards. 

Excuse me. I'm a little steamed about this unfortunate turn of events, and needed to vent.

Friday, June 10, 2011

The Lawsuit Locker

Copyright is a complicated issue, and I often find myself conflicted about it.

On the one hand, as a former movie theatre manager, I totally get the conservative argument that films cost a lot of money to produce, and that piracy threatens to reduce the incentive for studios and theaters.   Since I like to watch movies (and listen to music, and play games, and read books, and etc), I spend money on them.

On the other hand, as a fan of sci-fi, I dream of a utopian golden era where civilization is enriched by the free sharing of ideas. And I look at the technology we have, and realize that optimistic dream could be true today if not for stodgy rich people desperately clutching at all the money they can grab.

In general, this results in me supporting independent productions and alternative distribution channels as much as I can. Put the money in the hands of the artists, and not in the hands of some corporate suit. I buy direct from the artists, jump on the Humble Indy Bundle bandwagon, etc.

When I read articles like this one at CNN, I find whatever little sympathy I might have had for the rich bastards and their incentive system just boils away:
Voltage Pictures, the studio behind 2009's The Hurt Locker, is suing almost 25,000 BitTorrent users who allegedly illegally downloaded the flick. That came just weeks after 23,000 were sued for downloading The Expendables, produced by Nu Image.
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"The lawyers are just doing their jobs," he said. "Somebody stole our property and we are trying to get it back." The representative declined further comment. 
That statement from a Voltage representative is just a little bit misleading, methinks. What exactly is the stolen property that they are trying to get back? It's certainly not the physical copies of the films in question. No one is deprived of watching, enjoying, or collecting these films legally because they've been "stolen" by someone else. There's no empty vault or warehouse at Voltage, no one who came home to find that his shelves were ransacked by a burglar (at least not in this court case). What's been "stolen"? What does this executive at Voltage think he owns, that has been wrongly taken from him?

Sadly, what he thinks he owns is the money in other people's wallets. Money he himself has never held, but which he has convinced himself somehow belongs to him. You not buying from him = you stealing from him (in his mind). He's somehow certain that you would have spent that money with his company, and since he believes that to be true, he's decided to take you to court over it. That seems pretty fucking presumptive to me.

He's assuming that instead of passing on his movie, if you couldn't download it for free you automatically would have bought it. That instead of buying it at the thrift store, or borrowing it from a friend, or paying 99 cents to rent it somewhere, you would have, in his mind, spent $25 for the Blue-Ray version at some store. The store takes a cut, the supply network takes a cut, and maybe if he's really lucky, his company pockets $12 on the sale. Of course realistically those 25,000 "thieves" would have included at least 15,000 (and probably a lot more) who passed, borrowed, rented, bought it on deep discount, etc, so at the very most one could maybe argue that each of those downloaders "owes" him $5. And honestly, that figure seems wildly generous and optimistic to me.

So how much is his company asking for? Tens of thousands of dollars per person. Talk about punitive damages! But he'll settle for a quick two grand if you want to roll over out of court. What a dick. It seems to me that this is not about protecting their property, or their rights, it's about making a quick buck.
As TorrentFreak, the first blog to report on the Locker case, points out: If only 10,000 of the alleged infringers pay a $2,000 settlement, it would net $20 million for Voltage and USCG. In comparison, The Hurt Locker grossed $17 million at the U.S. box office.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Darth Vader's Birth Certificate

I just discovered a really funny, and kinda disturbing, website, done up to look like a news site. It's a little like The Onion, except narrower, geekier, and perhaps a little creepier. Good art.  Very professional, and well worth reading for myriad laughs.


Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says


CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.
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Lord Vader has denied requests to present photographs of the body, describing them as "too gruesome" for the general public. 

As you can see, it puts an interesting reflection on the recent death of Bin Laden. It's a little eerie just how easy it is to picture the Empire spinning Kenobi's death till it looks just like the recent news in our own world.  And the site goes on from there making further parallels, going so far as to host several pages of fake/in-character comments from the public about Imperial politics, Vader's birth certificate, the lack of body, the various Star Wars tragedies being an inside job, etc. Really funny.

Friday, November 19, 2010

2 cigars lit with $100 bills per day

This video from the floor of congress shows us what the rich will be doing with the big Republican-sponsored tax cuts for the rich, and then one modest proposal of what we could do instead with that same amount of money.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Porn and Banking Regulators

Surprisingly, I'm about to argue for deregulation at the SEC. That's far afield from my normal politics, but then, this is not about normal politics or what's supposed to be going on at the Securities and Exchange Commission.

It turns out that the guys who were supposed to be regulating our banks instead spent their days searching for porn.

Story here

SEC staffers watched porn as economy crashed

_ A senior attorney at the SEC's Washington headquarters spent up to eight hours a day looking at and downloading pornography. ...

_ An accountant was blocked more than 16,000 times in a month from visiting websites classified as "Sex" or "Pornography." ...

California Rep. Darrell Issa, ... said it was "disturbing that high-ranking officials within the SEC were spending more time looking at porn than taking action to help stave off the events that put our nation's economy on the brink of collapse."
So, of course, the short-sighted response is to spend more government money investigating, disciplining, firing, and hiring replacements. The intention being to make it harder for someone to spend all day searching for porn on the job, and to punish them more heavily when and if they do so. This deterence methods are guaranteed to fail. If being blocked 16,000 times doesn't stop you from spending 8 hours a day looking for porn, then honestly nothing will. These people's jobs must be boring, and their lives must be desperate.

The real solution here is deregulation, or actually, one step past deregulation. If you want to stop people from spending all day searching for porn, the way to do so is to pony up for a couple of high-quality porn sites for all employees.

People spend all day searching for porn when they're bored and have nothing else to do, so a lousy do-nothing job like the SEC is bound to have people slacking (and whacking) off. I mean, it's not like the SEC actually polices the financial sector, they're not paid enough to do that. Their job, whether we like it or not, is to sit around pretending to regulate while waiting for corporate America to send them their next big fat bribe check. Waiting for your next bribe is not exciting or engaging, so some segment of the workforce at the SEC will always be bored and looking to get off.

As anyone whose ever spent hours looking for porn can attest, you can kill a hell of a lot of time looking for something that's actually worth watching. Most of the amateur fucking on the internet is horrid. Either it's boring and uncreative, or the opposite - it's too damn disturbing to enjoy. If you grab a DVD or magazine out of your own collection, you can be done in 20 minutes or less, but if you have to get your rocks off via a net search, expect to spend many hours trying to find something that matches your particular tastes in kink. It's the way things are, and we all know it.

If the government wants to increase productivity in the boring SEC workplace, they shouldn't regulate, restrict, and investigate. They should give each employee a budget, enough to get subscriptions at the 2 or 3 websites that best match their tastes. Instead of spending 4 or 8 hours hunting for porn day after day, they'll log in for 30 minutes, have a nice orgasm, and get back to work. They may do so again 2 or 3 more times during the day, but that still totals less than 2 hours total spent on porn daily, and happy workers will be more rested and productive in-between porn searches.

Hell, throw some hookers into the mix, and you might create a work environment rewarding enough for the SEC to stop taking bribes. Just sayin'.

Monday, February 22, 2010

W(isolea)TF?

I was in a department store the other day, and I took a moment to wander through their toy section. There's this big display of Star Wars action figures. Including a figure Wisolea, who looks like this:

The action figure looked a little less ridiculous than that photo - but not much. You got this bizarre alien head with eyes all over the place, and these two long limp tentacles that just hang there - atop a perfectly human-looking body.

I had to gawk. I flip over the back of the package, to find out what part of the "expanded universe" this awful monstrosity came from.

It tells me this character is from Episode IV? Supposedly it's the merchant that bought Luke's Landspeeder for 2,000 credits.

I couldn't completely believe that. I don't remember seeing it on film, and the only image of the thing I can find online is clearly a bad pre-photoshop paste job. Someone took a colorized poster featuring b-movie horror monster, and just glued it over Obi-Wan's face. It's an illustrated head on a photographed body!

But it gets worse. The box claimed (and Wookiepedia confirms) that the critter only paid the 2000 credits it did because Obi-Wan used a Jedi Mind Trick on it to fool it into paying more than the speeder was worth.

God dammit, George Lucas! What the hell is wrong with you (and your merchandising Empire)? When Qui-Gon abuses the force to fleece Watto, the viewer can almost justify that, seeing as how Watto is a low-life and a slave-owner. Almost justified. At least the scene is kinda funny. It's still sad to see a Jedi behaving like a con-man, but it's not like anyone with any taste or intelligence considers Phantom Menace to be cannonical. We all just kinda try to pretend it doesn't exist. It communicates volumes about Lucas's takes on philosophy, morality, personal profit, and storytelling.

But, dammit, to retcon this sort of crap into one of the films that we all still love and adore? I'm insulted. Worse, Luke complains in A New Hope about how he didn't get much for his Landspeeder, that they weren't in demand since the new model came out. I get that Luke's whinny, but seriously, this retcon means he's bitching even though Obi-Wan just swindled the vendor to get that money. It's not like Luke could miss that, since in the previous scene, Obi-Wan, sitting in the Landspeeder, had done the "these aren't the droids you're looking for" trick, and explained how it worked to Luke. You've just retroactively made Luke stupid.

Thanks a lot, Lucas. I really needed you to piss all over my childhood yet again, and you and your money-machine were all too happy to oblige me.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

With you 120% of the way



Did Fox News falsify numbers to support their own theories on Global Warming?

120% Somewhat Likely
59% Very likely
35% Voted for Bush twice, and continue to watch Fox, thereby demonstrating that their opinions should not be trusted anyway








Photo Source: Raw

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Targeting the actual criminals for once.

For many years, the admitted focus of IRS audits was on people who made less than a certain amount of income. According to some news program I saw a couple years ago, a larger percentage of "random" audits was on people who reported income below the poverty line. The idea being that if you were reporting less than a certain amount of money, you must be lying.

Since we all "know" that the rich lie, cheat and steal their way to riches, it felt like a misallocation of IRS resources to be searching for criminals and tax evaders amongst the poor. (Forgive me if I'm confusing tropes for reality, it's not like I actually know any rich people. All I know about the rich I learned from TV and movies.)

You can imagine how happy it made me to read the following bit of news, concerning a new special unit within the IRS:

"We will take a unified look at the entire web of business entities controlled by a high-wealth individual," Shulman said. "At least initially, we will be looking at individuals with tens of millions of dollars of assets or income."

"The high-wealth unit will focus on trusts, real estate investments, privately held companies and other business entities controlled by rich individuals. While use of sophisticated legal structures are at times legal, there are other instances where they 'mask aggressive tax strategies,' he said."

"You cannot assess compliance among the nation's wealthiest individuals by looking only at their 1040s [tax returns]," Shulman added. "Our goal is to better understand the entire economic picture of the enterprise controlled by the wealthy individual and to assess the tax compliance of that overall enterprise."

It's about damn time. Anecdotal common sense suggests the rich cheat the government at a higher percentage than the poor. Even if that widely-held belief doesn't prove true, the amount of income the government stands to gain by making one rich man pay his fair share is a lot more than the amount some poor sod might be hiding. So if you can only afford to perform N audits this year, why not put the majority of them on the rich? From the money that shakes loose, you'll be able to perform N + X audits next year. Seems like a no-brainer to me.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Airplanes are not baseball stadiums

We ended up getting bumped on the flight back from NM, and transferred to a Frontier airlines flight. Frontier has those little TV sets in the back of the seats, so obnoxious jerks in seats near yours can pay money to force you to be a captive audience for shows you'd never watch normally.

On this flight, at least half a dozen people were watching some ball game, and they kept forgetting they weren't in a stadium, or a sports bar, or someplace else that's populated by nothing but baseball fans. (Instead, the cabin lights were off, and everyone else was trying to sleep.)

Every time a big play was made, those 6 jerks would scream and hoot and clap as loudly as they could. Every time, that ruckus would wake up and/or scare at least 2 of the 3 sleeping babies that were within a row of my seat, and they'd start crying. A freakin' lovely flight this was.

It got so bad, I asked a steward how much I'd have to bribe him for him to spill a cup of hot coffee in the laps of each of these screaming fans as he refilled their drinks. Much to my relief, the steward approached the cluster of screaming jackasses and told them that if they screamed again, he'd have police waiting for them upon landing. As you can imagine, it got a little quieter after that.

Monday, August 24, 2009

About freakin' time!

via yahoo
WASHINGTON – The Obama administration launched a criminal investigation Monday into harsh questioning of detainees during President George W. Bush's war on terrorism, revealing CIA interrogators' threats to kill one suspect's children and to force another to watch his mother sexually assaulted.
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Seeking information about possible further attacks, interrogators threatened one detainee with a gun and a power drill, choked another and tried to frighten still another with a mock execution of another prisoner.

I'd pretty much given up hope of this Administration ever doing anything about those damn murdering bastards at the Bush CIA. Happy to see something come of it.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Updates on The Holy War in America

Those right-wing nutjobs are scaring the crap out of me again, making overt attempts to steer the development of culture and society away from science.

Lots of things to do this morning, so no time to elaborate my views on what I just read, but here's two quotes with links, so you too can feel the sinking sensation in the pit of your stomach...


via RAW:
US House Representative Wally Herger, of California’s 2nd congressional district, expressed “enthusiastic approval” of a town-hall attendee who described himself as a “proud right-wing terrorist,” newspapers in northern California report.

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“Amen, God bless you,” Herger reportedly replied to the comment. “There is a great American.”

Doesn't that make you sick to your stomach?


via the Guardian

...the training at the seminary is aimed at producing infantry for a religious war against science and reason; proof of this, and in Dembski's own words, lies in another of his exam questions for the same course:

You are the Templeton Foundation's new program director and are charged with overseeing its programs and directing its funds. Sketch out a 20-year plan for defeating scientific materialism and the evolutionary worldview it has fostered if you had $50,000,000 per year in current value to do so. What sorts of programs would you institute? How would you spend the money?
The Dembski fellow he mentions, by the way, is the same "Professor" at Southern Baptist Theological Seminary who requires online trolling to pass his courses, as I'd blogged about previously.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Trolling for God - well, for Grades anyway

Here's a new wrinkle. Apparently, Trolling for McCain wasn't enough, nor was Trolling for the good ol' fashioned reason of "I'm just a jerk and it amuses me". No, apparently, it's now considered acceptable at certain schools to make Trolling a mandatory part of a class.

Here's an excerpt from a professor's syllabus at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, a class called "Intelligent Design and Unintelligent Evolution"
AP410 This is the undegrad [sic] course. You have three things to do: (1) take the final exam (worth 40% of your grade); (2) write a 3,000-word essay on the theological significance of intelligent design (worth 40% of your grade); (3) provide at least 10 posts defending ID that you’ve made on “hostile” websites, the posts totalling 2,000 words, along with the URLs (i.e., web links) to each post (worth 20% of your grade).
Emphasis mine.

So remember, the next time you want to unload on some dunderhead who's violently arguing nonsense on your favorite forum or blog - they might not genuinely want to ruin your day by crapping in your stream, they may just have to post it so they can get an "A" at divinity school.

Question on my mind: Does "A" stand for "Astroturf", or just "Asshole"?

Monday, March 23, 2009

AIG's 9 Million Dollar Bribe to Congress

Dear Congress,

Wake the fuck up, and quit being a Two-Bit Whore. They gave you $9 Mill, and that seems pretty good, till you realize that it's divided between several hundred congressmen. Worse, you gave them $170 Bill in exchange, of which at least $165 Mill went straight to the slimy bastards' pockets. Even if you're a dumbass capitalist pig-fucker, you should realize that they only paid for a hand job, yet you let them fuck you every which way they wanted. Repeatedly. Quit givin' away the real prize for cheap, or your Pimps (the American people) are gonna slap you silly, bitches.

Larry Lessig and Change Congress asked me to pass the following message on:
As you probably know, insurance giant AIG sparked national outrage by paying $165 million in executive bonuses after receiving a $170 billion taxpayer bailout.

What fewer people know is that AIG gave more than $9 million in campaign contributions to Congress. AIG split its money between those in both parties who could help them the most.

Will just recouping $165 million solve the AIG problem? No. We need to solve the underlying problem of special interests investing millions of dollars in political campaigns to reap billions in rewards from taxpayers.

You joined the Change Congress donor strike--now, can you help bring others into this critical movement for reform?

If you're on Facebook, can you "share" my Huffington Post piece from today about this issue? Here's a link: http://twurl.nl/a0l8ik

If you're on Twitter, can you Tweet something like, "Want to help solve the AIG problem? Check this out: http://twurl.nl/ze0t32 #aig #change #reform #congress"

Or, you can just email your friends and ask them to join the strike at www.Change-Congress.org

Now's the time to push hard for this reform. In the midst of national debates over how to regulate Wall Street, members of Congress should not be begging special interests for $2,400 checks.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Study finds universal health care would cost less than bailouts

It's probably obvious to everyone, but to make it official they conducted a study:
Study finds universal health care would cost less than bailouts
The biggest obstacle to an enhanced national health care system wouldn't be money, a study conducted by the Institute for Health and Socio-economic Policy found. The transformation of America's current health care system into a single-payer 'Medicare for all' system could cost six times less than the bank bailouts.
Six times less. For far less than what we've already paid out to "save" the big engines of commerce, we could have had 100% health care coverage, saved hundreds of thousands of lives, and reduced stress on everyone who's struggling with burdens related to insurance, income, or illness. Yet for decades, the fat cats have been lying to us, claiming we can't afford Universal Health Care. Can't afford to pay X$ to help 90% of Americans, but suddenly we can afford to pay 6X$ to line the pockets of 5% of Americans. WTF?

I can't honestly say I'm surprised.

The closing statement of the article did amuse me, though, with it's quaint and polite way of hinting at the conflict to come.
The debate over which health care system is best for America will almost certainly intensify in the coming weeks.
Debate? I tend to think of a debate was a structured discussion between two points of view, setting aside pettiness to work to make progress on an issue. Casting it as a debate colors it as if there's defensible points of view on both sides. We all know that's a bunch of BS. This ain't no debate, not even in the Presidential sense. It's not an argument either - I dare say it's quite possibly preamble to open Class War.
  • 55% of America wants Universal Health Care. It not only protects them, it's the humane thing to do.
  • 40% of America is apathetic - they don't necessarily care if health coverage is Universal, as long as their ass is covered and it doesn't cost them more money than their insurance already does.
  • 5% of the Country is rich fucking bastards who actively wish the rest of us would die so they could lay claim to our share of the money, land, and chemotherapy drugs. The only argument they have to fall back on, "it's against our glorious free-market system", is just a thick and crusty layer of 70-year-old-bullshit, and everyone knows it. Maybe a year ago we could swallow that particular horsepill, but nowadays we all know the free market doesn't work for anything other than being a no-longer-effective smokescreen for the modern-day Rail Barons.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

PBS probes NSA's role in 9/11

Interesting topic coming up on NOVA in February. A PBS investigation into what the NSA knew about 9/11 before it happened...

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Enron, Oil Futures, Banking, Cattle Rustling, and the like

The self-correcting free market is a myth, a big ugly lie perpetrated so shadowy business leaders can get richer. It doesn't self-correct, it just grows wilder and less stable with every passing day. Commodities speculation, predatory lending, etc - the difference between all that and cattle rustling is simple: we aren't allowed to hang bankers and brokers... not yet, anyway.

If I were in that sector, watching all this shit go down, seeing the public learn the truth about speculation on gas, real estate, electricity, mortgages, etc... I'd be pretty damn scared about what the backlash was gonna be when the dam (made of camel's backs) finally breaks. If I were them, I'd be begging the government for vastly tighter regulation, in hopes of creating the image that the Futures industry was now cleaning itself up. If I were the RNC, I'd be changing my official tune to favor "Big Government" and oversight so as to distance myself from the dirty bastards who are gonna face pitchforks and torches sooner or later. I'd be sacrificing scapegoats left and right till the angry mob abates, then quietly pulling out and retiring.

The following 60 Minutes clip was brought to my attention by Brad, and it does a good job of explaining many of the hidden pressures behind the last two years of gas prices.

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Monday, November 3, 2008

Pennywise, LG foolish

This weekend, I did several supposedly fun things I'll probably never do again*.

  • The "fun" started when we went to Belltown Pizzeria. The food was good, but the service sucked like service has never sucked before. He brings a caraffe of water, so he won't have to refill our glasses - but it was early and a seemingly slow night. He never asks if we want desert. He forgets to split the bill like we'd asked him to when we ordered. We send it back, he splits it, then he runs the wrong credit cards for each half. We have to have him cancel the transactions and run it correctly again. It wasn't hard. Card A is in your left hand with receipt A, both from the left half of the table. Card B, Receipt B, right hand, right half of table. That was just too much for him. Worst was that this followed the service failure that occured the instant we sat down:
    There was a nail protruding from the booth, and with a resounding "rrriiiip!" it tore a several inch long hole my wife's pants-leg. The host/waiters reaction was almost a complete lack of reaction. "Huh, look at that. That's kinda sharp." There were more than half a dozen empty tables, and at least 2 other empty booths. He could have moved us to new spot, and fetched a hammer to make sure that didn't happen to anyone else. Hell, he could have just apologized.
    I typically tip 20 to 25%, but gave ZERO to that clown. Yes, I realize this is petty, but I needed to bitch.

  • After that mess, we went to Key Arena for a sporting event. I don't typically "do" sporting events, but I wanted to try broadening my horizons. This wasn't a normal sporting event. It was LG Action Sports X-Games rip-off thingy. Inline skating and BMX tricks. It was kinda cool, actually, but I'm not sure I needed 3 hours of it.
    I certainly didn't need to see that many hairy asses as ill-tempered athletes did a variety of things that would have earned them Unsporting Conduct DQ's if it was a Magic tournament. Silver medalist angrily shoves his medal in his pocket, pours his water bottle out on the arena floor (trying to douse the guy who hands out the medals), gives the crowd the finger and then moons the camera. This lead to a lengthy argument with the judge/producer, who gets in the guy's face but fails to do anything to curb his behavior. If it were my event, I'd have ejected him. If it were any other professional sport they'd have kicked him off the "field". The management of the event had no control, so this sort of behavior will be replicated by him and others down the road.
    Now I know where all those asshole PTQ primadonnas I've Disqualified get their inspiration.

  • The ad for the event said "With Musical Guest: Pennywise". Not exactly my favorite band, but the couple we were attending with like them alot, so I was willing to take the "risk". (We got free tickets via Sarah's work, so the only real cost was time.) Hey, at least I'd get to shout "Fuck Authority!" so the night wouldn't be a total wash.
    The band didn't take the stage till long after all the events were done. We joked about leaving out of boredom before showed their heads.
    There's this big pit space in front of the stage - we thought for sure we'd be going down there. Nope. The athletes, crew, and their families were allowed down there, but no one with tickets (not even those who, unlike us, paid for them). The band tries real hard to goad people into jumping the fence and rushing the pit, but security beats up the first two who try it and the crowd stays put thereafter.

    Now, I know you don't go to a Pennywise concert because you love their rich multilayered melodies and lyrical subtlety. Just the same, I expected something like this:
    I can rock out to that. I wanted to rock out to that.
    Instead, the distortion was cranked up so high, it was just an hour-long feedback loop. Not only could you not understand lyrics, you couldn't tell when they were singing. You also couldn't hear or feel the rhythm.

    I know the band played Fuck Authority, but I could discern that only from context of them bitching about the assholes that wouldn't let the concert-goers down into the pit. "You know what I say to that? Fuck Authority! This is for all those people keeping you off the floor. Fuck Authority!" Then the feedback loop kicked in and for 3 minutes they played the same sustained note without tempo variance while I tried to puzzle out whether or not they were indeed playing the one Pennywise song I knew. The same thing happens with the next 3 or 4 songs, I'm straining to figure out whether or not it's just the same song again and again, because I literally cannot determine anything about tempo, rhythm or lyrics. I have never felt so old in my life. Even the song they claim was originally by Black Flag just disappeared into the same undifferentiated blur. Sure, dude, if you say you're playing somebody else's music, I guess I'll believe you, but it sounds to me like the same unrelenting tempoless chord you've been bashing for the past 20 minutes. Are you sure your axe is plugged in? I see you moving your hands, but it's not reflected in the wall of sound. I see the drummer swinging his sticks, but I have yet to hear or feel a drumbeat. Eventually, after about 6 identical-sounding songs, there was a pause long enough** for me to yell to Sarah: "This blows, wanna go?"

    I don't blame the band - the venue sucked. Gigantic stage-side pit, with just 20 people in it while the rest of us looked down enviously from the upper decks. Hideous acoustics because they arena typically has 40 to 50 times as many overall attendance. Security that beats up paying customers but won't step between a badboy skater and the producer he's swinging at. What a crock of shit. With all that mishandled, I wouldn't be surprised at all if the indecipherable quality of the music were the result of some site tech mis-wiring the speakers.
*: Just like that post I wrote titled "Lies My Teacher Told Me", this post has nothing to do with yet another book (in this case by David Foster Wallace) that I read some parts of (mainly the David Lynch section) with great relish years ago and just kinda skimmed the rest. I'm nearly done with the thing I've been reading in the bathroom (Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are dead), so maybe I'll go haul out A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again and read it for earnest. Whether or not I do is besides the point, I'm just saying that I considered that as a possible name for the post.

**: That was the quietest bus-ride home of my life, and I suppose it's possible I was deaf for most of it. Which then makes me wonder if the pause where I shouted that at her wasn't actually a pause. Perhaps my eardrums had ruptured. Like I said, I've never felt so old.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Zombie Debt

Looking at this WikiHow article, it's really hard to muster up the strength of character to not go in and add "Step #1: Don't let Zombies do you any favors." I mean, it's a wiki, after all. I could just... go... so tempting...

How to Deal With Zombie Debt

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Collecting old debts - even debts that you aren't legally responsible for - is becoming a very profitable venture. Companies can buy those debts (sometimes referred to as "junk debt") for pennies to the dollar, then go after the people who they think are most likely to pay up. A phone call can turn into badgering, harassment, threats to sue, and other inappropriate (and sometimes illegal) actions. If you ever get a collector asking you to pay up on a debt that's "come back to life", here's how to make sure your rights aren't violated.


As I look at that picture, I can't help but think: "How'd that zombie's head get dunked in gray house paint?"

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Legislative panel: Palin abused authority

Legislative panel: Palin abused authority

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A legislative committee investigating Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has found she unlawfully abused her authority in firing the state's public safety commissioner.


Of course, the Republican spin-meisters have already started calling this a politically-motivated attack.

They're also claiming that this isn't the same as a guilty verdict, that it's more like Prima Facie, the "seemingness of guilt" that a police investigation requires in order to go to trial in the first place, that this is at best analogous to a Grand Jury. That may be (I can't claim to be an expert on the law in general, nor on the intricacies of the Alaskan state constitution, as I am not a lawyer, so I can't say if that's a fair comparison), and maybe when all is said and done she'll be proven innocent. Even if that is the case, her involvement in Troopergate is a very good reason to vote against her.

If, for example, she were indicted but not yet tried for murder, next to no one would vote for her. Remember all that stink over Vince Foster? There was never a prima facie case to indict Clinton for that, yet the Repubs screamed up a storm over it. Now, they're gonna take the opposite stance that she's "not guilty till it's proven in court" 'cause that's the kind of sick little games the Neocons play when they're desperate to retain their powergrabs. Troopergate is nowhere near as dire as murder (and perhaps it's unfair for me to compare them), but it's still speaks to her character. There's a prima facie case that she's corrupt, and this bipartisan report documents it.

For those who dismiss it as political attacks, I'd like to point out that the Troopergate investigation began before Palin was nominated. Remember also that the FBI never vetted her, they typically do fact-finding to make sure candidates are clean before their nominated, but McCain sidestepped them with his last minute decision to include the woman he'd only met once before.

Here's the important part: If you vote for someone who has pending corruption charges against them, you're encouraging them to commit further crimes. You're sending the message that corruption won't dissuade you from your support. It's an even worse conflict of interests in this case, since it's all too possible McCain will kick the bucket while in office, leaving Palin with executive Pardon powers. Voting for her is effectively circumventing the court process and assuring she won't be convicted regardless of how a judge or jury rules, since she'd later become able to pardon herself or appoint a successor who could do so for her.

This had better be a fucking watershed moment here where even the Repubs see the light, because if the American people can't get this right, then we deserve whatever evil shit the corrupt zealot and her fascist friends bring down on us.

Friday, October 3, 2008

World Turned Upside Down

I suppose you could call this "Not Safe For Work", but only because it celebrates the Diggers, not something so shocking as the human body.



St. George's Hill is now a private golf course development which has been home to the rich and infamous including Cliff Richard and Stefan Eriksson, the Swedish felon who wrecked a Ferrari Enzo on the PCH.