Here's an excerpt from a professor's syllabus at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, a class called "Intelligent Design and Unintelligent Evolution"
AP410 This is the undegrad [sic] course. You have three things to do: (1) take the final exam (worth 40% of your grade); (2) write a 3,000-word essay on the theological significance of intelligent design (worth 40% of your grade); (3) provide at least 10 posts defending ID that you’ve made on “hostile” websites, the posts totalling 2,000 words, along with the URLs (i.e., web links) to each post (worth 20% of your grade).Emphasis mine.
So remember, the next time you want to unload on some dunderhead who's violently arguing nonsense on your favorite forum or blog - they might not genuinely want to ruin your day by crapping in your stream, they may just have to post it so they can get an "A" at divinity school.
Question on my mind: Does "A" stand for "Astroturf", or just "Asshole"?
2 comments:
I looked through the professor's other course offerings and turns out they all require students to defend Christianity on 'hostile' websites.
The courses all require trolling. Trolls are mythological creatures not found in the Bible. God created all animals and man to rule over them all as stated in Genesis, and never once does he mention the creation of quasi-intelligent humanoid things like trolls. Therefor trolls must be the spawn of Satan, which is something even an atheist can agree with.
The school also offers a bachelors degree in homemaking. Looking over the course requirements, it is a line of study for Christian women whose proper place is in the home, of course. That one is sure to impress the neighbors when you have them over to convert their heathen souls. And people think my degrees are a joke.
There were giants in those days, and the sons of god lay with the daughters of man an everybody got funky wid it.
trolls = nephilim?
Just sayin'
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