Died and gone to ...where is this, exactly?

• Decorated astronaut admits US is in contact with aliens.
• Navy Prosecutor says Flight 93 was shot down.
• Congress moves ahead on Bush hearings, including Kucinich, Barr, and Bugliosi testifying.
• Plans for Wushu at the Firefly fanclub / coffeehouse tonight.
• My wife calls and says "They've got Wii's at the local Target, I'll pick one up on my way home!"

I've got a huge smile, but I've also got chest pains. Why can't I stop giggling? Am I dead, dying, and/or delusional? What region of the afterlife is this?