Since His birthday last Dec. 25, Christ has committed Himself to a demanding daily regimen of exercise and prophecy fulfillment. Each of His workouts, Christ said, starts with an hour of cardio, after which He focuses on two muscle groups, replacing conventional free weights with the Rod of Iron with which He intends to rule all nations.
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming
Who can pass up on a great piece of satirical blasphemy?
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