Sunday, February 20, 2011

The Abominable Sin Man

Man Tattoos Leviticus 18:22 That Forbids Homosexuality On His Arm, But Leviticus 19:28 Forbids Tattoos

A lot of people live in complete denial of the fact that two guys doing it doggy style is not an abomination. Nor is it an abomination for one to stand and the other to kneel and give a blow job or a rim job. Nor for them to do it in a pool or shower. Nor countless other positions. Just as long as they don't lie down.

Read that way it sounds more like a condemnation of casual man on man relations. Have all the homosexual sex you want, just don't share a bed.

Sounds like Jehovah is a closet case. He'd make a great Republican Senator. Perhaps He could hang out in airport bathrooms tapping His feet and meet other closet cases. Perhaps He'd meet someone so in denial that they'd get a tattoo as a reminder that thousands of years ago a sheep shagger talked to a total flamer who helped him develop a social engineering guide.

Fucking groupie.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's okay to lie to women, but never lie to guys. Perhaps G to the O to the D originated "Bros before Ho's".

Or maybe, just maybe, it's an antiquated text written thousands of years ago by Middle Eastern nomads and has little to no meaning in the present apart from being an anthropological curiosity.

Maybe.

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