Thank God for the police. Watch as your well-being is protected by one of our vaunted officers. I for one am fed up with 15 year old girls menacing society. I feel terrorized every time I pass a high school. Hell, these days it's not even limited to high schools. As everyone knows, most 15 year old girls have shunned education for drug smuggling, arms trading, terrorism and rape. I hope this officer is vindicated and his bravery is recognized in Seattle so he can remain free to protect our interests from these savages. Maybe he'll become mayor... senator... president! What are these people thinking, proescuting him over this? Do they want a world like that depicted in a Cockwork Orange? With 15 year old girls roaming around tearing society apart at the seams?
Oh, and who the hell let her roam around wearing shoes anyway?? Maybe those are the people who need to be locked away for 20 years.
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I for one would never call a uniformed officer a fat pig.
It was her own fault. The shoe assault outed her as an al Qaeda sleeper agent. When will these constant shoe attacks end? We need to shut down Payless! Shoes are not protected by the second amendment.
And she'd have to be 18 to appear in Cockwork Orange.
Yeah, the shoes... back when I was in high school it was bad, but not this bad. Then, they'd pretty much stick to basic sexual harrasment... sitting around in cheerleader outfits and what-not. But their shoes were made out of some sort of soft, canvas-like material. Not the shrapnel-filled, c4-heeled, full-metal-jacketed death-machines they have now.
I was a little surprised when clicking on the video launched an ad before the footage.
"This disturbing display of police brutality brought to you by Priceline. At Priceline, you'll save money on flights to places like Seattle."
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