NSFW: AWPC: Brazilian

Yesterday the boss told me about the new equipment we were getting in. Let it be known that my boss is a vintage Volkswagen enthusiast, which for those familiar with such things, plays well into the hand of this conversation.

Boss: We're getting the new machine either today or tomorrow. It's Brazilian.

Jake: They make good stuff in Brazil. One of the finest things made in Brazil works down at the Acrop.

My response was a lie. She's Peruvian.

Then today as the new machine is moved into place by giant forklifts because the thing is so damn massive...

Boss: Whadda ya think?

Jake: So that's what you meant when you said we were getting a Brazilian.

Did you know I say this shit at work specifically so I can share it with you all? Because he sure as hell didn't get it.