Tuesday, February 10, 2009

LHC Delayed Again

The Large Hadron Collider's relaunch is delayed again. Now we may have to wait until September--a full year after it's shutdown--to have its awesome power unleashed upon us. I'm convinced God is intervening on our behalf.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I think God is shitting himself out of fear that we discover we no longer need him. He totally underestimates the stupidity and denial of the average human.

rbbergstrom said...

Damn, I really need to get back to finishin' that novel before the world ends.