AWPC: Stoya

FWIGHT (Friend Who I Got Hired There): Yeah, man, I like the classic pictures, you know, not showing too much skin. Suggestive. Me: Did you ever check out that Stoya chick? FWIGHT: Oh shit! I forgot to tell you! She was on the radio last week. It was Nine... or One... or whatever, she said this rhyme she uses to describe her anal scene! Me: WHAT?! She was here, in town?? FWIGHT: I think so, it was that nine-eight point... something... she was talking about "Pirates 2." Me: What the fuck, why didn't I feel a tremor in the force or something? FWIGHT: You were probably jerking off.