Hustler v Palin

via Raw

Publisher Larry Flynt has announced that Hustler is releasing a porn film featuring a Sarah Palin lookalike and a tank full of stranded Russian soldiers.
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A partial script of the movie which has appeared online makes it clear that the film definitely has elements of political parody. In the opening scene, the actress playing Palin flings herself on a tanning-bed repairman, pronouncing, "You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling. ... God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya! ... Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know!"

I'll be skipping that film, thank you very much. I like political satire, and I really think Palin is dangerous, so I'm not upset about this film being made. I will admit it's pretty rude and tacky, (not to mention grossly insulting) to make a sex film about a specific person against thier wishes. Most porn is rude and tacky, honestly, as is most parody and satire. If my inner geek wasn't offended by "Porn Wars", then I'm certainly not going to be offended by "Nailin' Paylin".

However, I believe that the greatest sexual organ in the human body is our brains, and Palin's brain just ain't sexy. Various people say she's a VPILF, but none of my sexual fantasies have anything to do with nailin' a religious extremist, or being seduced by a corrupt politician. You can put lipstick on a pitbull, but it's still bestiality. That's just creepy.