Note: All advertisers should get out of the business and do something useful for a change. I did and so can you. If you can't stop your desire to market products and services to people who don't need them, do humanity a favor and kill yourself. I understand that people should be smart enough to resist your efforts. It isn't your fault that America eats shit for food and buys shit for products and wastes loads of money on crap it doesn't even need. The rest of us have to live in your maximization of market potential nightmare, too. So just stop it and go back to one-on-one grifting.
Anyway...
This one was just creepy. I sent out a message in which I mention that I am going to the state immediately west of the place with all the cannibals. The ad server comes back with 2 out of 4 ads mentioning kitchen accessories for use with cheese.
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What if the ads are not only whoring a product but also offering amusement or education? Like the Where is the beef commercials from way back or the current ones for AXE deodorant?
If I am entertained by an ad I don't feel preyed upon. With that said I have failed terrible to bring life and entertainment to my commercial work. Those with the power sway my keyboard to bland clutter. I need a new job with some bite! I want to offend and entertain! I want people to want me to attempt selling them!
Also I suck with wrenches so I better stick to a keyboard. I fart well though???
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