Friday, August 1, 2008

Multiple Expletives Per Gallon

Damn-Hell-Ass-Fucking right!
Price Of Gas Rises To Four Expletives Per Gallon | The Onion

Gasoline prices rose to a record-high four expletives per gallon Monday, a rate of fuel-price-related cursing not seen since the 1979 energy crisis sparked a nationwide obscenity boom...

The unprecedented jump in swearing rates has reportedly prompted an increase in the number of Americans riding motherfucking bicycles.

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