Let's do the Time Warp Again! With a remake! Everybody loves remakes, right?Rocky Horror movie to be remadeOoo! Ooo! If they want any chance of this thing being done right, they need to shell out some major euros and get Tim Burton to direct it. Johnny Depp can play Brad Majors (ASSHOLE!). Lucy Lawless would make a great Magenta.
Cult musical film The Rocky Horror Picture Show is to be remade 33 years after it was first released, it has been announced...
The cast and director of the new version are yet to be announced.
But above all, there is only one person who can pull off a Dr. Frankenfurter that could rival Tim Curry's performance. His appearance would make the whole thing worth remaking and ten times creepier than Jeffrey Dahmer on acid. It has to be Marilyn Manson.In other casting options (if it were up to me), Glen Danzig would make a good Eddie. I'd love to see Drew Barrymore's interpretation of Janet Weiss. A nice twist would be Macaulay Culkin in the role of Columbia.
Someone needs to start an internet campaign to make me director of this project.
2 comments:
Think your second burton was meant to be curried.
Tastes much better with the extra spice included. Thank you!
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