Meet my new dermatologist. Her secret to great skin and healthy hair is now available to you, dear readers.
Your Skin Produces Marijuana-Like Substance
Marijuana-like substances made by the skin are necessary for a healthy complexion, a new study concludes...
The skin has joined the growing club of organs that is known to produce "endocannabinoids" — the body's own reefer...
While these discoveries may lead to breakthrough topical treatments, such as the use of endocannabinoids to treat chronically dry and itchy skin, the research may also inspire the pursuit of relaxation in the name of a glowing complexion and a full head of hair.
Or it may lead to millions of men suing their 'drug free workplace' employers over loss of hair. My lawyer would probably just offer me a sympathy handjob and tell me to get over it.
Meet my new dermatologist. Her secret to great skin and healthy hair is now available to you, dear readers.
1 comment:
Reminds me of a character in an old Gamma World campaign. He was a mutant plant, and NPCs kept trying to smoke him.
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