"We Are Keeping Netflix Profiles. You spoke, and we listened. We are keeping Profiles. Thank you for all the calls and emails telling us how important Profiles are. We are sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. We hope the next time you hear from us we will delight, and not disappoint, you. -Your friends at Netflix"Now if only I could get my congressmen to say "You called for impeachment, and we listened. Dick and Bush are goin' to gitmo!"
Instead he just says crap like "Impeachment at this late date would only serve as an entertaining spectacle, one which might also risk distracting me from the important task of carrying out the unconstitutional secret orders of my Illuminated masters."
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You are so WRONG!
Edited for correctness:
"Impeachment at this late date would only serve as an entertaining spectacle, one which might also risk distracting me from the important task of carrying out the unconstitutional secret orders of my Ancient Illuminated Masters."
Get it right, man! May Yog Sothoth be merciful on your soul.
No, I reread his email just now. The word ancient doesn't appear there, just the other stuff I quoted.
In that case may Yog Sothoth have mercy on his soul.
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