'Insane' Headlines

What the fuck is up with this morning's headlines?

Castro condemns EU's 'hypocrisy'

Mugabe condemns opposition 'lies'

India baby girl deaths 'increase'

Ronaldo wants 'dream' Real move

US fears of teen 'pregnancy pact'

Israelis 'rehearse Iran attack'

'Urgent' action on witness rules

Ford 'to make fewer big vehicles'

One tonne 'Baby' marks its birth

All of these were in my latest headlines list and just look at all those quotation marks! Jesus 'Fucking' Christ.