A poor craftsman curses his tools. A mediocre craftsman curses a variety of largely unrelated environmental effects, plus the actions of his coworkers.
Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to head outside for a break. I can't concentrate with all this fucking hammering going on.
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I would agree completely! Hammers are stupid. There have been many times the hammer has mistaken my thumb for the screw. Or is it because I mistook the hammer for the screwdriver? Oh and a FUCK in all caps for good measure.
I hate hammers, If you must use nails, get a gun, otherwise use screws and bolts.
I also hate drywall, carpet, vinyl siding and asphalt shingles. FUCK THAT SHIT!
I HATE ALL THE GODDAMN MEN IN ORANGE HELMETS (but I like the helmets, Orange is my favorite color and has special meaning to me) WHO STAND ON SCAFFOLDING AND POUND ON MY WALLS!
It's been three weeks now. GET IT DONE ALREADY!
Hey Rolfe,
I was writing this for the playnomiblog, but non-members can't post comments there...
And your email isn't listed on your profile...
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This humble and regrettable jester doth hereby petition yon administrator, his great and powerful majesty, the Baron of all Nomiblog, for admittance into this hilarious game.
My hopes rely on yon Baron's fond 'membrances of his Warhammer protege and long-lost theatre colleague.
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Brendan
briley@curragh-labs.org
Oh my god! Brendan! I was just thinking about you like two days ago!
Absolutely, you are welcome to join playnomiblog. I just sent an invite to your email address.
Excellent. I will read all the back-posts and join up.
:)
I love the interwebs.
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