Avast! I'll be keel-haulin' yer freedom o' speech an' pillage yer cheaper money! 'Cause that's what a blaggert do on a day like this! I'll be takin' all yer petticoats and knickers and unmentionables too wiles I'm at it. You'll be missin' those whilst you walk the plank, disgraceful bits danglin' in the cold ocean mist. Should be 'shamed a' yerselves talkin' real world polit'cal nonsense on the piratical day.
Unless... if'n ya be bloodthirsty shameless pirates, then I s'posed yer wouldn't be 'shamed a nothin. Shiver me timbers! Is that what manner of seadogs ye be? Shameless dogs!?!
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Be the Federal Resaarrve not Pirates?
Ahoy thar matey! I be talkin' like a pirate all this fine day. I even wore my pirate hat to the grocer's whilst gettin' provisions for the crew. And it be hard explainin' to immigrants what talk like a pirate day be abouts when ya tells 'em thar machine has rats in the hold. Even common land lubbers be confused when ya tells em, "Yar. She be fixed. Thar ya be."
Just wanted to send out an Argh to captain Bergstrom! May yar sails always be full and your knickers dry.
Ay! And may yar sails be dry and yar knickers full.
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