Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Fun With Junk Mail

Dear Class of '92 Reunion Committee,

Thank you for the invite to attend the Class of 1992 Reunion. I regret to inform you that I will not be attending. While I am a graduate of the class of '92 I did not attend any school in Ohio nor is my name Dan. I also decline for the same reason that I declined to attend the reunion of my alma mater, there are few surfing opportunities in a land locked state.

As a fellow graduate of the illustrious year of 1992 I invite you to support my campaign for President. Having graduated in the same year I am certain that I can represent you with an understanding that only those who lived through those uncertain times can truly comprehend. Like you, I know what Teen Spirit truly smells like.

Vote Jake!

1 comment:

X said...

Anyone who name checks "Teen Spirit" but not "Jesus Built My Hotrod" completely missed out on that year anyway.