Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Osama on 9/11

Be afraid of people with answers.
Bin Laden ends his address by suggesting that Americans choose Islam as the 'alternative 'upright methodology' he mentioned, but I can hardly imagine the average citizen of America bowing down five times a day in the local mosque to pray in the direction of Mecca, stoning adulterers, and cutting off the hands of shoplifters.
Absolutely. That just sounds like silly stuff.
The capitalist system is rotten and unfair, and choosing to be governed by corporation-grovelling millionaires like Bush, Clinton or Obama will only prolong the agony, but the alternative need not be an authoritarian God-fearing Theocracy...
Yes! Here it comes. Tell me the real solution. Lead me out of the darkness and into the light oh thou who art certainly much more knowledgable than myself. Tell me what we all must do in order to be perfect.
The opposite of Corporation Capitalism is Humanitarian Socialism - a system based on true justice, equality and harmony, a world where religion is irrelevant, but where the basic law of all faiths (acceptable even to atheists) is the rule: 'Don't treat other people in a way you would not like them to treat you.'
Oh yeah, Right in the vein. Give me some of that Humanitarian Socialism. I'm sure there is no downside to it. I'm sure the system will be completely uncorruptable.

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