Everyone in my office is wearing polo shirts today. Not me, I refuse to wear what I consider to be the ultimate badge of douche-baggery. I have a standing order to my friends that if they ever see me wearing one they are required to kill me. Seriously, when the revolution comes, this article of clothing will signify those who must die--them and those hideous plastic shoes. You have been warned.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
No Polo
Everyone in my office is wearing polo shirts today. Not me, I refuse to wear what I consider to be the ultimate badge of douche-baggery. I have a standing order to my friends that if they ever see me wearing one they are required to kill me. Seriously, when the revolution comes, this article of clothing will signify those who must die--them and those hideous plastic shoes. You have been warned.
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hola amigos este blogg esta buenisismo y queria aprobechar para invitarlos al mio! gracias
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¡Ay caramba!
Yeah, what Ayax said. I need some guidance oh future presidente Jake. My entire wardrobe consists of blue jeans, black jeans and tons of metal and offensive black t-shirts. I own 1 suit and gulp, here's the hard part two, I'm sorry, two polo shirts and a pair of dockers for when I am forced, for employment reasons to wear them under pain of discipline. Will I be spared?
Just so long as you don't wear those horrible shoes.
And we spare my hair dresser, cuz she's hot and does a really fine job making sure I have goddess hair! On the cheap! (Even if she has weird... unnatural shoe choices)
Goddamit! I can't keep making exceptions!
Screw the revolution, I'll build my own Lunar Park... with blackjack... and hookers.
No exceptions! We will show our strength and determination by executing our own friends as examples. If elected President, I will start by assassinating myself to show the world that my administration is serious about Anarchism! Though there will certainly be rumors that I faked it and ran away to Brazil with half the treasury in my bag, I assure you those will all be LIES!
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