Friday, July 3, 2009

Hitler's New Master Race

We all know that Hitler didn't die in Germany, instead escaping to Argentina. Common knowledge. You didn't know that? Oh yeah. It's all but proven.

Once there, he realized his dream of a master race was a bit misguided. Humans are too fucking weird and unpredictable. So he began working on a new master race to take over the world.
BBC - Earth News - Ant mega-colony takes over world

Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the same inter-related colony, and will refuse to fight one another.

The colony may be the largest of its type ever known for any insect species, and could rival humans in the scale of its world domination...

While ants are usually highly territorial, those living within each super-colony are tolerant of one another, even if they live tens or hundreds of kilometres apart. Each super-colony, however, was thought to be quite distinct.

But it now appears that billions of Argentine ants around the world all actually belong to one single global mega-colony.
One world government. One master race. A new world order. Hell, even world peace. The ants beat us to it.

2 comments:

osm said...

brilliant: while we were busy worrying about the cockroaches.

Brad said...

That is very odd?