No Signs of Progress for Teenage Girls

A recent study has shown that paleolithic teenage cave-girls were just as likely to be into horses as modern teenage girls.

Study finds that prehistoric cave artists were women

Measuring and analyzing the hand stencils surrounding the famous 'Spotted Horses' mural in France's 25,000-year-old Pech Merle cave, Pennsylvania State University archaeologists found that most of them belonged to females.

We now have evidence that for the past 25,000-30,000 years young girls have been pestering their fathers to get them a pony.

Why do teenage girls love horses? This was an archaeological study, not a sociological, psychological, philosophical, medical, or religious study.

Still, I learned something today. I learned that if you are going to go looking for an image to post with your hilarious idea and are using the search terms "teenage girls horses", you better have your fucking safe search settings turned on.