AWPC: The Best Reason to Shoot a Gun

I'm real popular at the lunch table.

Gun Nut 1: There was this great footage on YouTube of an African Safari where they are tracking down a lion that they had wounded but hadn't killed. They find him and the lion leaps out of the bushes, the guy turns and shoots, and the lion lands on top of him dead.

Gun Nut 2: You know what I think about these African safaris? I just don't see the point. They are going there to hunt down some animal so they can hang its head on a wall. I just don't see the point in shooting something if you aren't going to eat it.

Gun Nut Jake: You know, I feel the same way about war.

Apparently I am alone in this sentiment.