AWPC: Religion

We had a barbecue at work today to celebrate getting record levels of product out the door. So what happens?

Him: Hey. Jake went for the hot dog.

Me: Of course. It's Friday.

Him: What does that have to do with it?

Me: According to the Pentabarf a person in the early days of their illumination is to go off on a Friday and joyously partake of a hot dog to remonstrate against the popular paganisms of the day.

Him: Wow. How do you remember all that?

Pukey: When it comes to religion, Jake doesn't fuck around.