The surgical removal of a cephalopod from your anus is professionally known as a "Procto-octopectomy". Just thought our readership would find that useful. Go on about your business. We don't judge - we merely educate.
Assuming that the Octopus is dead, you are of course, correct. I actually knew I was using the wrong terminology.
See, the whole point of the post was to set up a joke about Bestiality, Sadomasochism, and Necrophilia.
However, after all that's already transpired here, and the correction thereto, well... let's just say it's been done. To make further jokes about sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, at this point, would be like beating a dead horse.
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Lepufology is the study of UFO incidents involving rabbits.
Just adding to this public service segment.
The removal of the corpse of a dead animal from someone's bottom would be a rectal necrocorporotomy. You are welcome. :)
David,
Assuming that the Octopus is dead, you are of course, correct. I actually knew I was using the wrong terminology.
See, the whole point of the post was to set up a joke about Bestiality, Sadomasochism, and Necrophilia.
However, after all that's already transpired here, and the correction thereto, well... let's just say it's been done. To make further jokes about sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, at this point, would be like beating a dead horse.
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