Monday, November 22, 2010

LHC Discovers God Particle

According to the Daily Squib...
The Higgs Boson apparently manifested in the Large Hadron Collider yesterday evening at 3.52 pm CET.
What follows the discovery of the 'God Particle' is of particular interest.
"God has informed us that he doesn't believe in Richard Dawkins, and he actually doesn't like him much either...

There was this big bang, then a puff of yellow smoke. We then smelled some burning. At first we thought we'd burned out another circuit but when we looked at the screen we saw the incredible words: 'DAWKINS IS A DICK. LOVE GOD'"
I suppose one could say he is a Dick, but he prefers to go by Richard.

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