The Louisiana State Senate has exhausted all worldly options, and is, I kid you not, relying on state-sponsored prayer to solve the Deepwater Horizon disaster. I learned about it from watching John Stewart...
I think this is a really good idea. We get Jesus out there, and have him do his thing. No, I'm not suggesting he get his hands dirty cleaning up oil, just get his feet wet. Walk out on the water a ways, and then do one of your other well-practiced miracles. Jesus, if you're listening, please turn all the water into wine. Everyone knows that Oil and Water don't mix, but Oil and Wine... that makes a tasty Vinaigrette. We'll all line up on the shore with plates of salad and sides of crusty italian bread. For second course, I'm thinking linguni in a garlic alfredo. We could work in a little cross-promotion between the Holy Church and Olive Garden. All-you-can-eat salad, breadsticks, and petroleum.
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