An AWPC I never thought I'd have

Sorry. Inside joke. And one of the few people who would get it is voluntarily offline for the summer.

Him: I'm up there trying to get it on the shaft and I just can't do it. It's like I need an extra hand in there but there isn't enough room.

Me: What you need is two hands but only just one arm.

Him: Dude, that would be sweet.