Words That Flummox!
I say we cut out the middle-man. Let's send Jesus out there to fix the problem.
Oh, wait Jesus is the middle man, too. Let's have God sort it out. He hasn't been down here slumming for a long time.
Wait a minute, I've seen Kevin Costner's machine that turns one liquid into another, and the Exxon Valdez was even in that film. Don't drink it, it's worse than Soylent Green! It's not oil, that's urine!
You know, maybe I shouldn't kid Kevin Costner so much. It might not be safe. I mean, I saw "Mr Brooks", and that guy's creepy.
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I say we cut out the middle-man. Let's send Jesus out there to fix the problem.
Oh, wait Jesus is the middle man, too. Let's have God sort it out. He hasn't been down here slumming for a long time.
Wait a minute, I've seen Kevin Costner's machine that turns one liquid into another, and the Exxon Valdez was even in that film. Don't drink it, it's worse than Soylent Green! It's not oil, that's urine!
You know, maybe I shouldn't kid Kevin Costner so much. It might not be safe. I mean, I saw "Mr Brooks", and that guy's creepy.
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