Vancouver medals in condom distribution

As I look out my northern-most window, I can see the horizon rocking ever so slightly.

Vancouver medals in condom distribution

...Vancouver is king of the prophylactic winter rings.
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Over the course of 17 days, the health agency doled out 100,000 condoms... "We were ... getting calls from people saying, 'Help, I need condoms,'" ... an emergency shipment of 8,500 additional rubbers came in ...

...the supply was strictly for Olympic and Paralympic athletes and officials, totaling about 6,500 people according to the Vancouver Organizing Committee. That would suggest an average of at least 15 condoms per person, and rampant sex of Olympic proportions.

Well, okay, not really. I may have edited the text selectively to make it more sensational. The article was mildly amusing, but better without a few instances of "not".


Here's a pretty awesome video to go with it:
Link to shocking new Olympic sport - First, the embedded video stopped working. Then the link went dead. I updated the link, and it went dead again. Apparently, they hosting site, or blogger, is really cautious about adult content. You can still find the video by just googling "Olympic Porn", and clicking on the one hosted at gametrailers.com.
No doubt it's faked, but DAMN, that's impressive.