Thursday, March 25, 2010

AWPC: Suck it!

Why is the average heterosexual male so fucking scared of the cock?
Maintenance Guy 1: (Maintenance Guy 2) said he probably wouldn't ever suck (other guy)'s dick. So that means he might.

Jake: That seems like the honest answer.

MG2: You asked me how much money it would take for me to suck (other guy)'s dick and I said, 'probably an infinite amount.'

MG1: That still means you might suck dick.

Jake: You have to be open to all possibilities. I mean if you found yourself in prison surrounded by a bunch of guys with shaved heads sticking shivs in your neck and they said 'suck dick or die', you'd probably suck dick.

MG1: Are you speaking from experience?

Jake: I'm just saying the situation determines the response. You can't honestly say never.

MG1: (chuckles) I suppose you're right.

Jake: I mean that guy changed his opinion about dick sucking pretty quick.
If one were to start laying out clean, crisp, $100 bills I think these same guys would be surprised how little it would actually take before they decided sucking cock, just this once, wasn't such a horrible thing. Especially if it was a real beauty of a sex organ.

And for the record, prison rape isn't funny!*

* Except we all know it is as long as we aren't talking about actual events.

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