Dude, Where's My Pizza?

Cannabis easier to buy than pizza, drug expert Dr Alex Wodak says. Only because people are so baked they can't remember the number for Dominoes.

"In a few years time, we'll have more Australians smoking cannabis than we have smoking tobacco and by default that market is largely taken over by criminals," Dr Wodak said.

That could very well already be the case in the United States. While I don't consider myself a betting man, I would lay pretty decent odds that more people in Portland have grown their own pot than have made their own pizza.