Wednesday, November 4, 2009

LHC Ready to Destory Civilization

'God Machine' Warming Up for 2nd Startup in Dec. - Science & Health News Summaries | Newser
The creation of the Higgs boson may be so“abhorrent to nature” that it would ripple back in time to destroy itself like a time traveler killing his own grandfather, a pair of physicists argued recently. They suggested the failure of the collider and earlier projects might even be proof of the existence of God. Some others suggest that the project could spawn planet-destroying black holes. Just as scarily, the Los Angeles Times notes, a physicist working on the project was arrested for allegedly having al-Qaeda links last month.
And it eats babies, and bunnies, and baby bunnies, and sleeps with your wife behind your back, and all kinds of other really nasty stuff.

Man the LHC is awesome!

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