Tuesday, September 1, 2009

AWPC: Smartass

Jake: I need September eleventh off.

Boss: Why? You planning on flying somewhere?

Jake: I need to pick my wife up at the airport.

Boss: She's flying on 9/11? Do they give a discount for that?

Jake: Yeah. She gets a second bag of fucking peanuts.
Contributed by Unknown @ 12:15 AM
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iSirkus said...

It's true.(Though maybe on the 11th, I'll get 3?)

September 2, 2009 at 5:03 AM

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