PETA Serves Veggie Hot Dogs to speak out against National Hot Dog Month in WashingtonYou may say it's speaking out against National Hot Dog Month, but you are also lashing out at my religion!
Discordians are required during the early days of their illumination to eat a hot dog on a Friday.
KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!And they are not only trying to stop people from eating hot dogs made of a trio of meat remnants, but offering it to people ON A BUN!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.
Blasphemers! Look deep within your pineal gland. If they are truly our brothers then why can't we eat them? Care not about my mastication or whence shall come my salivation. How do we know they are not cabbages dressed up as humans in an attempt to gain admittance to our mysteries?
Still, could you spare some lettuce?
1 comment:
PETA folk are fucktards. How is it they can care so blindly for every single creepy crawly and then use so much hate to forward their cause? Better yet degrade women and use sex to sell such as shown in your posted pic.
Save the animals at ALL cost. Forget basic human kindness, morals or equality. They use nudity all the damn time. Not that I have a problem with that. Then again I don't have a problem eating animals either. I just don't understand how their moral compass works.
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