Wednesday, March 11, 2009

AWPC: Positive

Another round of massive lay-offs at work in this stinking economic crisis/Great Depression 2.
Boss: You're looking extremely positive today, Jake.

Jake: I am. In fact I figure today is the perfect day to ask for a raise. They're obviously freeing up a lot of resources.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh that could not have gone well? Even if he did not say anything I think you are obligated to post a drawing of his expression!

Unknown said...

He told me to write up my proposal.

Anonymous said...

You lead a charmed life. How the hell does that work! We went from 100 people to like 30. I am pretty sure if I asked for a raise I would just get a boot to the head.