AWPC: Bingo!

Many employers have a safety program that gives workers rewards for safe operation. Where I work we have Safety Bingo. They issue every employee a bingo card. Each day that no recorded accidents occur they draw three bingo numbers. Prizes vary from gift certificates to stores and restaurants up to $100 cash.

Die Shop Guy: What was up with that gal in the first aid room?

Jake: She was experiencing chest pains and her arm started to go numb. It's probably just stress related but those can also be the signs of a stroke. So they took her to the hospital to get checked out.

DSG: But that's a health problem, right? That wouldn't effect bingo.

Jake: Gal gets hauled out on a stretcher and you ask about bingo. You're all heart.