Wednesday, January 7, 2009

It's Over! Maybe...

Talk about winning by a Jew Pube!
Al Franken Likely to Win Minnesota Recount

Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of Minnesota's race for the U.S. Senate, but the matter is far from over.

Franken strengthened his lead in the recount to 225 votes over Republican incumbent Norm Coleman.
I could really give a flying fuck about Senator Elect (probably) Al Franken. But I really hate that all around certified pig-fucker Norm Coleman.
Make that Sen. Al Franken, probably | Los Angeles Times

Although the new Congress doesn't open until Tuesday, the Democrat-controlled Rules Committee ordered Coleman's Washington offices closed and locked today while majority leaders vowed to seat Franken and Republicans suggested they might fight that.
So Norm Coleman getting his Washington offices locked up at least makes me smile. My parents actively supported Franken and are probably quite pleased. Others are not so gleeful.
Dick Morris' Political Insider

Watching Al Franken and the Democrats steal this election, vote by vote, is a horrific sight that makes a mockery of the electoral process, the fundamental element in our democracy.

If this travesty is allowed to stand, it essentially means that any close election constitutes an open invitation to steal the victory.
Damn straight! As every GAWD fearing Republican can validate, you do not steal elections by recounting all the votes. The proper way to steal an election is to rig voting machines and in really close races (that your brother promised you and then screwed up), make certain your daddy stacked the Supreme Court.

At the end of all this, at least we can be certain that Al Franken is not a pig fucker. It's just not kosher. What other barnyard critters he romps with is yet to be seen.

4 comments:

iSirkus said...

HA!
I was wondering why the hell you searched Jew Pube while I was browsing the history for a page I visited earlier today.

Anonymous said...

iSirkus - I am sure that is not the worst thing you have discovered!!

I say fuck the whole election process. Just do a damn coin toss for all seats. If more than one person wants to run we can just make some brackets for the coin toss and do double elimination. It is all shit anyway. When a race is that close they should have to sit on each others lap a share the seat. I also heard prisoners who can not legally vote had up to a good handful of Coleman's votes... 20 this way 80 that way then another 40 over there. What a mess and waste!!

Unknown said...

Ironically there was an election official who discovered her absentee ballot was rejected by the Coleman campaign during the whole recount process. She voted for Coleman.

rbbergstrom said...

I for one am looking forward to Franken in the Senate.

It'll be nice to have Senators making jokes instead of being jokes for once.