Thursday, January 15, 2009

Completely Tasteless

Well, at least in one sense of the word. In the other sense, it tastes like Grape. Or so I'm told.

Tentacle Grape: Condoms and soda inspired by Hentai. How fucked up is that? It's wrong on so many levels.

When I'm pouring back a bottle of icy refreshment, I certainly don't want to picture it as some cold inhuman tentacle probing my orifices. I'm afraid to open the fridge now.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Mmmm, somebody finally bottled the thrill of being simultaneously throat gagged and ass raped by a critter from the demon dimension. I wonder if you focus the power of your orgasm if you can make the stuff explode.

I need to use that Cthulu tag more often, me thinks.

digital_sextant said...

I've always felt that Coke bottles were too tentacle-like for my taste.

rbbergstrom said...

Rock! You guys kick 90-foot-demon-penis ass.

Anonymous said...

Not right!!