Friday, January 23, 2009

Android

At the grocery store this evening I saw a woman wearing an emaculately white outfit with running shoes. She didn't look real. My initial reaction to her was that she must be an android.

Her body was extremely physically fit. Her hair was beyond blond to the point of almost white. Her skin was the kind of brown all over tan that can only be achieved through religious use of a top notch tanning salon.

What really got me was that she didn't look at all happy. In fact, she appeared to show no emotion at all. Android. A real life android in the produce aisle of the local grocery store.

Okay, maybe her calves were a bit too toned from some excessive stair master routines. She still looked like an android who could use those calves to subjugate humanity.

2 comments:

X said...

I suspect that if there were androids among, us the first thing their creators would do is to replicate the appearance of emotions.

That was just a very sad person.

Anonymous said...

Please send her home!! She got out of the workshop a few months back and I was not able to track her because she tore out her GPS locator. It was very close to the emotion processor so she probably damaged that during the incident.

Thanks