I replied saying...
Jesus Fucking Christ! Don't ever do that to me again you evil fucking bastard!This is not Rolfe.
As near as I can tell this is a genetic experiment that short circuited when the aliens tried to mix the DNA of my friend Rolfe with that of Jack Black. The whole thing went rogue and became the wickedest creature ever known to man and is seen in this picture accompanied by a particularly vile succubus and a dog. Or is it a particularly vile dog and a succubus? Both are to his left.
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WTF? That doesn't look like me at all! Learn your folklore, people: when I'm in were-reindeer mode, I don't appear on film. I haven't had an outbreak like that in over 20 years - they have a cream for that now.
Who thought that was me?
In the interest of anonymity I couldn't tell you that it was Aaron Smischney.
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