Friday, November 7, 2008

Outraged!

Gas prices have fallen nearly two whole dollars since they peaked this summer. They have steadily went up throughout the Honky House career of the Ultimate Pig Fucker champion George Father Raping Bush.

And people are celebrating the sudden drop. Yay! Cheap gas. Put that bicycle back up in the rafters and break out the SUV.

Not me. I'm mad as hell. Seriously, gas nearly doubled in price from 2000 to 2004. Then from 2004 to 2008 it doubled again! But all of a sudden in three to four months time the price mysteriously drops to what it was four fucking years ago. Four years to spike, four months to drop, and most of that happened in the last four weeks as it became apparent that the nation wasn't going to elect one of the Grand Pig Fucker's cronies.

To me that makes it all too painfully obvious that we were fleeced. We were the nation of swine under that pig fucker. Maybe somebody who still has faith in the system should start a letter writing campaign to their representatives telling them a windfall tax is still in order. I say with the cheap price of gasoline we can all pitch in to buy enough to soak their asses while we play with matches.

3 comments:

Jo said...

I find it personally significant that prices dropped AFTER our drive to Minnesota. Oh, and AFTER Dave no longer commutes.

Pig fuckers, indeed.

List with Laszlo said...

Yeah there's the Haliburton, Bush Cheney connection but also the oil run up was done mostly by speculation and currently the "investors" don't have the capital to run it up. When the market rights itself they'll thank us working class people who "bailed" them out by running up the price of oil again.

Unknown said...

Sure, if you believe 'official' reasons. They took it inch by inch seeing exactly how far they could push things and still get away with it. Then the belt is about to come off and they retreat.