NSFW: Flying Dream

Over 48 hours with no new content? Over a weekend? Yikes. I'll take care of that, you slackers.

This morning I started having one of those wonderful flying dreams I love so much. I like it even better than dream sex. Dream sex has the draw back of never seeing completion, unlike real sex. If I could bring myself to stop having sex and to quit masturbating for, how long? A couple of weeks? Maybe then I'd have a sex dream that came to completion and then I'd have to wash the sheets. Never going to happen. I've made it this far in life without having a wet dream and think the trend should continue.

Back to flying dreams. I love flying dreams. For me it always has that fantastic liberating feeling of moving through space with no more than a thought. In this particular dream I was having a few problems maintaining enough altitude to stay well above power lines while flying over fields. Upon spotting a broom I figure maybe the witches are onto something. So I grab something resembling the shop brooms we use at work and school. The big flat at the back could be adjusted to give me some extra buoyancy and lift. Witches had a pretty good secret with that one. It wasn't even really a secret.

I am definitely going to try and remember that one for future dream state reference. I'd also like to try out a carpet.

And I wanted to post a dirty picture involving that vibrating Harry Potter toy.