I mean this:
Three violent deaths in two stores marred the opening of the Christmas shopping season Friday.What a shitty way to go. Seriously, trampled to death as a Wal-Mart temp... Fuck.
In the first, a temporary Wal-Mart employee was trampled to death in a rush of thousands of early morning shoppers as he and other employees attempted to unlock the doors of a Long Island, New York, store at 5 a.m., police said.
In the second violent incident on what is historically one of the year's busiest shopping days, two men were shot dead in a Toys "R" Us in Palm Desert, California, after they argued in the store, police said.Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Does this father-skull-raping-offspring-of-swine seriously expect anyone to believe that these guys just happened to be hanging out at a Toys ® Us on the busiest shopping day of the year and got in a fight unrelated to the massive piles of cheap noisy plastic slave-made crap that surrounded them?
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In a written statement, Toys "R" Us spokeswoman Kathleen Waugh said the shooting appeared unrelated to the heavy shopping day.
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Actually new video has revealed the Walmart employee wasn't trampled to death. He died when a falling price hit him in the head.
That is the saddest thing I have ever heard. Poor SOB was probably hard on their luck and had to get a shitty temp job at Walmart of all places. Then to get killed by crazy mobs of Walmart shoppers. That is just sad.
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