World Not Ending... Yet

A guy I met not too long ago ended up in the emergency room from a severe panic attack brought on by fears that the LHC would destroy the world. This should be good news for him.

Collider halted until next year

The fire brigade were called out after a tonne of liquid helium leaked into the tunnel, which straddles the French-Swiss border.

This is officially the funniest news story I have ever read. Imagine a brigade of French fire fighters speaking in super squeaky voices after inhaling helium fumes.

Non cause pour alarme.