Trig Palin Conspiracy

For some really stupid reason I could just not let this Bristol Palin thing go. There was something more lurking here. And I found it! There is a possible conspiracy going on here involving Gov. Palin, her 'son' Trig, and eldest daughter Bristol. While I found many sources of information, that pillar of hard hitting investigative journalism, Vanity Fair, laid out the possibilities in an easily accesible visual time line.

Vanity Fair: The Authoritative Trig Palin Conspiracy Time Line



So Trig Palin is either the retarded bastard son of Bristol or the intra-uterinally abused child of Sarah.

If you give half a shit about conspiracy and/or elections, finding out the truth to this puzzle is important. One time line proves that Sarah Palin is capable of carrying out an intricate conspiracy if it serves her own personal interests. The other proves that she is ruthless and reckless in the pursuit of what she desires even if it means bringing harm to herself, her family, and her fetus that she wouldn't dare to abort because she is pro-life, god-damn-it!