Friday, September 26, 2008

Ruskies chase Blue Beard



Captain Bluebeard, a Russian Warship, and 33 T-72's walk into a bar, and Bluebeard says "I'm gonna get tanked!"
Russia sends warship after Somali pirates seize tank-laden vessel
MOGADISHU (AFP) — A Russian warship headed for the seas off Somalia Saturday after pirates seized a Ukrainian freighter carrying 33 tanks, munitions and other weaponry, officials said.

Crap. That that mother fucking slacker beat me to this story! So did the other mother fucking slacker, the one who's only ever had one haircut his whole adult life. (No, not me, the one with the mohawk.) Fuck them both! I'm posting anyway.




Image: Pirate Tanks.

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