A Charitable Man

Bush. What a humanitarian. He has spent the last eight years giving all he can to folks in need. From tax breaks to no bid contracts, he has always been there with a helping hand full of free money. Armani suits don't grow on trees, you know. And even though you can grow tobacco, you still need to hire a Cuban to roll the cigar for you. Circumventing immigration laws ain't cheap. And what with gas prices, limos are a fair chunk of change these days. Thank the White Anglo Saxon Protestant God for a man like George W. Bush!

Now as a going away present he is going to throw another $700 billion to his good friends who have come upon hard times. Just like his daddy did back in the 80's. Because they care. You know, family values.

$700,000,000,000

I need a friend like that.